Horoscopes

Written by Rev. Bill Morin

Capricorn
December 22-January 19
With your chart ruler Pluto in your sign for a nice long stay, it’s important that projects are completed with no loose ends. New Moon in your sign on the 9th makes it easier to sell treasured items that have been on the shelf. The 17th looks best for throwing yourself a b’day bash. Awful weather on the 23rd may keep you from getting out of town. Lunar aspects from the 26th-29th look quite splendid for a financial upswing.

Aquarius

January 20-February 18
Unlike Cappy, you thrive on surprises and a few loose ends. God forbid things should be too neat and orderly. You may want to double check that day planner for the 11th. That tendency to double book could cause a chain reaction and some hurt feelings. Be careful of slippery wet floors on the 16th. Full Moon on the 24th is a splendid time to go searching for that special someone. Don’t take too much cash with you that night.

Pisces
February 19-March 19
Those post-holiday blues could hit you hard until the 6th or so. Make sure to keep occupied and not let those emotions rule you. A bit of unexpected cash comes your way on the 14th. We suggest you save half of it. The rest should go toward new tires (the ones you have now are bald). A surprise and very close encounter on the 25th should set you on fire. Make the most of a dear friends sage advice on the 29th, ok?

Aries

March 20-April 19
You start 2009 off like a bat out of hell. Nothing or no one can stop the momentum (lord help those who try). You may want to ease the pace a bit from the 9th-11th as that new moon weaves it’s spell. Observing and listening works better than chattering away on the 18th. That cute new neighbor has been sending signals. What do you need, a neon sign? Invite him over for drinks. The month ends on a subdued and smooth note.

Taurus
April 20-May 20
Finances are shaky to be sure. But, if you don’t stop stressing out, you’ll end up with an ulcer or chronic insomnia. We promise things shall improve in mid-February. You’ve got a heavy travel vibe all month long (mostly for business). Don’t ignore your social life completely. Several friends are gonna send out a search party soon. Take the 24th off, no matter what. Strong parental figure drops a good news bomb around the 27th.

Gemini
May 21-June 21
Your demeanor and sweet smile will be contagious all month long. You make so many people laugh and just feel good Gemmy. It’s a gift that not many people possess. The 8th looks good for house hunting, because bargains will abound. Give your sweetie some extra TLC on the 15th (he’ll need it badly). Stop postponing that dental exam and get it over with already! The 30th ends with a lovely and romantic night on the town. Bravo!

Cancer
June 22-July 22
Good fortune greets you as 2009 begins. Perhaps a winning raffle ticket from that New Year’s party. Have that lower back worked on before it get’s too tensed up. You don’t need to spend three days in bed again. New employees will really shift the energy at work in a positive direction. This eases your mind to the point where you take a getaway from the 16th-18th. Give your significant other lots of space on the 28th and all will be rosey.

Leo
July 23-August 22
Only your sign could manage a four-day New Year’s bash. It’s amazing what stamina you possess, Leo. That’ll come in handy on the 10th when out of town guests test your patience. The 19th and 20th look to be solitary down days. Take them as such to rejuvenate the body and soul. The 27th looks strongest for negotiating new business deals. Turning on that natural charm will help as well. Be open to suggestions on the 31st. A couple will be winners.

Virgo
August 23-September 22
The month begins in a rather low key fashion (your favorite) and steadily builds to a crescendo of activities from the 9th and beyond. On the 17th, only give an opinion if it’s requested. Praise from the boss could have your head spinning on the 22nd. Invite them out for lunch on the 23rd. Unavoidable auto repairs should be taken care of by month’s end or there could be serious consequences. Forget about the cost. Safety first!

Libra
September 23-October 22
It’s the perfect month for you to redecorate. Those January Whites Sales will save you a ton of money. Book that trip to Hawaii before the 10th for the best deals. Avoid smoky places (like sordid bars) on the 19th. Those vocal cords will be vulnerable. Please leave that ex be! His hot bod and sexy ways aren’t worth all that drama again. One more credit card should be paid off soon if all goes as planned (and you resist all that impulse buying).

Scorpio
October 23-November 21
As 2009 begins, your hormones/libido will kick into overdrive. Taking cold showers only goes so far. Get out and do your thing, Scorp. After the 14th, financial aspects begin to improve nicely. Then you can start shopping for a new vehicle. Take a Virgo with you (they get the best deals). A dinner party you host on the 24th introduces you to a new business contact. Avoid long distance highway driving on the 29th and 30th.

Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
Unlike Pisces, you’ll be on a post holiday high. No one (except maybe Leo) shall be able to keep up with you. Best money making days are the 8th, 9th and 15th. A hidden treasure could be gotten at a yard sale on the 24th. Keep your eyes open. News from back home on the 25th fills you with joy. Make a solid effort to reconnect with an old dear friend by month’s end. This will truly add much happiness and joy to your life.