Horoscopes

Written by Rev. Bill Morin

Cancer
June 22-July 22
Positive financial news comes via a powerful Capricorn full moon on the 7th. Your cell phone won’t stop ringing on the 13th. Mini getaway from the 18th-20th makes you feel resurrected. Lunar aspects on the 23rd make it almost impossible to do anything wrong. Take the advice of a seasoned professional when it comes to investment activities. The month ends on a rather quiet note, but it won’t last for very long.

Leo
July 23-August 22
You’ll be a veritable feast for the eyes at a super bash on the 11th. Don’t ask for help from a difficult relative on the 18th—no matter how badly it’s needed. Treat yourself to a massage on the 23th before some muscle spasms develop. Tell the truth on the 27th only if it’s absolutely necessary. It’s liable to make you temporarily unpopular. So, in a nutshell: listen a lot more than you speak, okay Leo? You’ll be glad you did.

Virgo
August 23-September 22
The planets are mainly behind you this month, with a minimum of hassles or delays. Right up your alley, right Virgo? The 8th looks best for playing games of chance. Try to save at least some of the winnings. It’s not the ideal time to be real estate shopping. Wait until the Fall for that. Avoid arguing with a significant other on the 29th, no matter what. If they say the sky is pink just agree with them, okay? You’ll come out ahead.

Libra
September 23-October 22
You’ll have charm and razzle dazzle in spades on the 10th. Use them to your fullest advantage. Most people won’t be able to resist them or any requests that you make. It’s not a good idea to stir up an old family feud, because nobody can win. New Moon on the 22nd puts you in the mood to dance. Spring for new pair of toe tappers. The old ones are shot. Make good on an old, perhaps forgotten promise. It’s about time.

Scorpio
October 23-November 21
The first half of this month you’ll need to concentrate on business matters. You’ll be able to play much more after the 19th. That diet has paid off in spades, Scorp! You look amazing. So, how about buying some clothes to show off that new and improved form? You sure have the bucks set aside for it. Planets may provide a few tense moments on the 24th. So, drive at the legal limit and don’t be in a hurry to get anywhere.

Sagittarius
November 22-December 21
Hang onto your hat, Sag. The month looks to be a whirlwind of activities, many of which will pay off for you big time. It’s important to take at least one day off each week to recharge. That’ll keep your body and nerves intact. It’s okay to indulge that sweet tooth on the 20th since you’ve stuck to that diet so well. Leave the credit cards home on the 25th. The temptations at the super mall may be impossible to resist.

Capricorn
December 22-January 19
This month is perfect for a major vacation getaway (and so overdue). You work so hard that sometimes you can forget how to play, Cappy. Well, it’s catch up time. Leave the PC, FAX machine and phone at home (oh okay, you’re allowed one cell phone). Have a chiropractor work on that lower back before taking off on that dream trip. Other than that, the month looks to be business as usual and plenty of it.

Aquarius
January 20-February 18
Contrary to popular belief, change is good for life and the soul. It keeps things from getting monotonous and dreary. This month brings about changes the way the winds clear and cleanse the air. Allow and embrace new beginnings (including friends and neighbors). You’re quite well thought of in the community, more than you can possibly know. Why not throw a barbecue on the 18th? It’ll prove to be a social highlight for all invited.

Pisces
February 19-March 19
Much will seem to be going your way and this pattern shall continue until the Sun transits to Leo on the 23rd. So, make hay while the sun shines and then take one week sabbatical at the end of the month. Buy comfortable shoes/boots for hiking to avoid the irritations you suffered last year. Extra play money comes your way after the 25th and we insist you buy some expensive toys. Let someone else drive on the 31st. Trust us!

Aries
March 20-April 19
On the 8th and 9th you’ll likely be forced to deal with quite a few difficult clients/employees. Either grin, bear it or make it an all day happy hour. Either way you’ll get though it. A real estate deal that looks too good to be true most likely is. We’d avoid get rich schemes in general (having learned the hard way). New Moon on the 22nd takes some of the wind out of your sails. Staying close to home works best on the 28th and 29th.

Taurus
April 20-May 20
Though you may want a low key month, it’s not going to happen (not until September at least). You’re simply way too much in demand. That being the case, we recommend that you up your rates. After all, you’re entitled to own some nice perks. That might include a new set of wheels. That old vehicle just hit 300,000 (god bless it) miles and deserves to be retired.
Gemini
May 21-June 21
You’ll hit the ground running from July 1 and won’t slow down a bit until around the 26th. But, that’s what you asked for, Gemmy. Always be careful what you wish for. Variety is the spice of life and that’s your specialty. The 19th looks awesome for a sizzling one-day mini getaway. Don’t offer unsolicited opinions on the 30th. Just smile and down a few margaritas.